Recently I have told audiences that I started off by sales training. “Why train your salespeople,” I cry? “So they can sell” comes back the reply! “Sell what?” I shout. “Sell more” they call back.
Then, being too clever for my own good, I say that we must
be careful of simple single objectives.
If one’s simple objective was to ‘get more money’ then the very best
person to be instructing us would be a mugger.
He would soon show us the best type of knife for mugging,
the darkest alley to lurk in, and the most likely victim. In minutes we could start mugging and we
would soon have ‘more money’ as set down in our single simple objective. Sure we would soon be arrested too but that
wasn’t in the brief.
I then go on to illustrate a few companies who do use the
mugger style of sales training. In these
companies, sales do rise - a good thing.
Complaints, arrests and prosecutions also rise - a bad thing. The HR department are set the task of putting
this right and decide that the solution is a customer care course.
The result is a mugger that jumps out, holds a knife to your
throat and, with a fixed smile says, “I’m Derek, your mugger for this
evening. Thank you for sharing your
wallet with me, have a nice day and missing you already!”
The Financial Times affectionately referred to the son of a
Viennese psychiatrist, the uproarious and irreverent Geoff Burch, as “The
Hell’s Angel of Management Consultancy.”
Geoff is giving two presentations at the FIA Conference.
Geoff is giving two presentations at the FIA Conference.